CXX : The Future of Hypnosis?

Host : "Welcome to today's episode of 'The Sleepy Eye', as we explore the edges of  the hypnofetish.  Today I am pleased to have an esteemed guest, Dr. Don Turna Back, Director of the Institute for Invasive Hypnosis.    Welcome, Don!"

Dr. Back :   "It's good to be Back.  Hahah."

(awkward pause)

Host : "Hahah!  Yes!  I get it!  Your sense of humor had me off balance for a moment there."

Dr. Back : "Could have been the start of an evil induction, eh?" (points at host with a grin)

Host : "Thankfully not.  I understand your researchers have been working on a new hypnosis technique?"

Dr. Back : "Indeed.  We call it 'sex' ."

Host : "How original.  I expect this to be the deadpan highlight of the year."

Dr. Back : "Actually, it's not just 'sex'.  It's 'sex' in Roman numerals : CXX.  In other words, one hundred and twenty.  Imagine that."

Host : "I don't quite understand what you are getting at."

Dr. Back : "Okay, I'm going to explain it in layman terms."  (Leans forward) 

Dr. Back : "Do you recall the day when the first 'tri-domme' recording was released?"

Host : "I don't believe anyone can forget 'Triple-Eye'."

Dr. Back : (nods)  "Three dommes, all wearing coordinating eye-patches, staring at you.  One to the left, one to the right, and one right above you, doing the nasty."

Host : (shudders) "It was something to behold.  Made the idea of 'left-right' recordings seem quaint."

Dr. Back : "Indeed.  Of course, then we were off to the races in a way that would make Gillette proud.  Quad-domme recordings.  Quintets.  On and on .. "

Host : "I see.  Yes.  So this CXX .. "

Dr. Back : "Our researchers said 'Fuck it!  We're bypassing all of them, and going straight to 120 dommes."

Host:  "Wow!  How the hell can that work?"

Dr. Back : "I'll try to explain this in a way anyone can understand.  We ask our listeners to imagine two old-style clocks.  Each domme is positioned on a minute on one of the clocks.  Eventually, the listener perceives clock hands spinning in opposite directions."

Host : "What will that do to the listener?"

Dr. Back : "Make them googly-eyed, basically.  And hopefully make them forget they are being gang-banged."

Host : "Who would want to forget that?"

Dr. Back : "I dare you to find 120 hypnotists without one blurting out an unfortunate suggestion when it's their turn."

Host : "I see your point.  Sounds kind of risky."

Dr. Back : "It is.  But you can't advance the hypno-fetish without pushing boundaries."

Host : "Well put.  Do you have a return policy if someone finds it too much to handle?"

Dr. Back : "Sure, if they remember they paid us." 

(silent pause)

Host : "Sounds shady." 

Dr. Back :   "The Institute for Invasive Hypnosis spends more on research than everyone else combined.  We've earned our compensation."

Host : "Uh, sure.  Well, thank you for taking the time to visit."

Dr. Back : "No problem."

Host : "So there you have it.  CXX.  Love it or hate it, the future is here today."